Team Edward - Real Men Sparkle
Edward Cullen - sexier than you since 1901
Team Jacob - I Like My Men Hot
Team Rosalie - deep down we all think she is awesome
Rosalie Hale- prettier than you since 1916
Team Emmett - we all love funny
Emmett Cullen - stronger than you since 1916
Team Jasper - he laughs at your mood ring
Jasper Whitlock Hale - Charming ladies since 1843
Team Jasper because he can reduce you to orgasm with a look
Team Alice - who wouldn't want to know the future?
Alice Cullen - one step ahead of you since 1901
Team Bella - bringing clumsy back into fashion
Normal Guys VS Edward Cullen
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living
“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. “..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”
“Always.”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
“I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a cars.
When she walks away from you mad...
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth...
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you...
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet...
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you...
Give her your attention
When she pulls away...
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst...
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying...
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking...
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared...
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time...
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt...
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you...
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands...
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she tells you a secret...
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes...
don't look away until she does
When she says its over...
she still wants you to be hers
When she calls you...
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok...
Don't believe it,
When you talk to her in 10 years...
she'll remember you
When someone tells you to call her at 12:00 on her birthday...
don't...
it's way to early, call at a reasonable hour.
When you see her...
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
When she's sick...
Stay up all night with her.
When she's alone...
Offer to watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
When she's cold...
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad...
Hang out with her.
When she's feeling bad...
Let her know she's important.
When it's raining...
Kiss her.
When she runs up to you crying...
The first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking?"
When you break her heart...
the pain never really goes away
When she post's this...
She wants you to read it!
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth...
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you...
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet...
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you...
Give her your attention
When she pulls away...
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst...
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying...
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking...
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared...
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time...
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt...
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you...
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands...
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she tells you a secret...
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes...
don't look away until she does
When she says its over...
she still wants you to be hers
When she calls you...
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she says she's ok...
Don't believe it,
When you talk to her in 10 years...
she'll remember you
When someone tells you to call her at 12:00 on her birthday...
don't...
it's way to early, call at a reasonable hour.
When you see her...
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
When she's sick...
Stay up all night with her.
When she's alone...
Offer to watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
When she's cold...
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad...
Hang out with her.
When she's feeling bad...
Let her know she's important.
When it's raining...
Kiss her.
When she runs up to you crying...
The first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking?"
When you break her heart...
the pain never really goes away
When she post's this...
She wants you to read it!
